The "Holy Sh*t, You Said That?" Easter Card Bundle (5-Pack)

Filthy & Festive® Greeting Cards | 4.25" x 5.5" | Custom Inside & Out

Your grandma might clutch her pearls. Your ex might finally block you. Your friends? They’ll be obsessed.
Introducing the ultimate collection of sacrilegiously savage, brunch-fueled, and glowstick-holy greeting cards to bring the chaos this Easter (or literally any Sunday if you're that bold).

This 5-pack features our most outrageous Dirty Doug moments, with unapologetic one-liners like:
🔊 “You said Easter Mass… I heard MASSIVE BASS”
🙏 “Jesus isn’t the only thing rising this weekend”
🍑 “Jesus may have died for our sins, but you’re paying for this ass”

Product Specs That Slap:

• Premium 271gsm uncoated paper – no flimsy, grocery-store greetings here.

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5" – small enough to mail, loud enough to get you side-eyed at brunch.

• Print front + inside – yeah, we’re coming for both halves of your attention span.

• 5 custom designs per bundle – or choose duplicates if you plan on offending multiple family members.

• Matching white envelopes included – so your filthy message still arrives looking fly.

• Assembled in the USA – but spiritually built in the club.

💌 Use These For:

• Drag brunch invites

• Raver Resurrection moments

• Side chick Saturday night apologies

• Easter Sunday revenge

• Or just for letting someone know you're "glowin’ like Jesus at sunrise"

📬 Note: These cards are NOT safe for work. Or church. Or most grandmothers. But if you’re into flipping tradition the bird and making people laugh-cry, you’ve found your crew.