Backstory
Savage Sally
Sally peaked in sarcasm at 27 and has only gotten sharper since. She’s got a full-time job, a side hustle she hates, and a group chat called “Wine About It.”...
Savage Sally
Sally peaked in sarcasm at 27 and has only gotten sharper since. She’s got a full-time job, a side hustle she hates, and a group chat called “Wine About It.”...
Trucker Trixxie
Trixie once punched a dude for using her wrench without asking. She’s the kind of woman who changes her own oil, fixes her own roof, and changes your entire perspective...
Trucker Trixxie
Trixie once punched a dude for using her wrench without asking. She’s the kind of woman who changes her own oil, fixes her own roof, and changes your entire perspective...
Glitchy Gus
Gus hasn't slept since 2019. He lives in a van that’s probably haunted and speaks exclusively in bass drops and inside jokes from Electric Forest. He gives the best unsolicited...
Glitchy Gus
Gus hasn't slept since 2019. He lives in a van that’s probably haunted and speaks exclusively in bass drops and inside jokes from Electric Forest. He gives the best unsolicited...
Dirty Doug
Doug used to rage at music festivals. Now he rages when someone leaves the fridge open. He’s in his prime dad-bod era—tired but still a little dangerous. Known for saying...
Dirty Doug
Doug used to rage at music festivals. Now he rages when someone leaves the fridge open. He’s in his prime dad-bod era—tired but still a little dangerous. Known for saying...
Hype Hazel
Hazel dropped out of college the second her cat went viral for sneezing in auto-tune. She now spends her days stitching strangers’ bad takes and doing thirst-trap dances in gas...
Hype Hazel
Hazel dropped out of college the second her cat went viral for sneezing in auto-tune. She now spends her days stitching strangers’ bad takes and doing thirst-trap dances in gas...
Side Chick Cindy
Cindy’s your favorite bad decision in heels. She’s not your main—but she is your emergency contact on nights that end in glitter. She’s got bunny ears in the glove compartment,...
Side Chick Cindy
Cindy’s your favorite bad decision in heels. She’s not your main—but she is your emergency contact on nights that end in glitter. She’s got bunny ears in the glove compartment,...