“Hot Mess Express” Cooling Towel – 12" x 31.5"

Ever partied so hard your soul started sweating? We got you. The Hot Mess Express Cooling Towel is here to save your overheated, chaotic self from becoming a cautionary tale. Whether you're music-festing, brunch-regretting, or just too damn fabulous to melt, this rebellious little miracle keeps you cool while screaming, “I woke up like this... and then spiraled.”

🔥 Features:

• Size: 12" x 31.5" of pure anti-sweat salvation
• Material: Sublimation-friendly, lightweight, and ready to party
• Design: Featuring the Filthy & Festive stick figure crew – your spirit animals in towel form
• Perfect For: Festivals, hot girl walks, gym “attempts,” and surviving life with flair

✨ Toss it around your neck like a fashion statement or wave it at strangers like a red flag – either way, you’ll stay cool while looking hot.